Reenactments!

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Here we can post humorous things about our lives, like things that happened, and 'act' them out! Please use fictional names to keep confidentiality. I will start. ^^

Okay this happened during lunch, we will say I am 'me' and my friend is .... hmmm I would say Bob but it's a girl......we will call her Shela and my other friend Sky. lol

Sky: Yay! I got an organic Brownie!
Me: Ugh, I hate organic foods they taste....funny.
Shela: Whats an organic brownie?
Sky: uhhh...it's a brownie?
Me: You see, in New Zeland(SP?) Organic Chocolate grows on large, green trees! I had my cousin go over there and buy one, send it to me, and then I gave it to Sky.
Shela: Nuh uuuuhhh! No way!
Me: Yes way! The chocolate is expensive, since it grows on trees, it's hard to find now a day but New Zeland has it.
Shela: So you had your cousin buy one?
Me: Ya! She lives in Australia, so I thought maybe she could go over and get one, they sell it in Australia too.
Shela: Nuh uhhh.
Me: Uh huhhh
Shela: Nuh uhhh!
Me: Uh huh!
Shela: -silence then- Wow.....
Me & Sky: -exchange look like 'Whoa! did she actually believe that?-
Shela: -Places head on hand, thinking of Tree chocolate-
Me: ....Um....Shela...I was joking.
Shela: NO WAY! I thought you were telling the truth! -makes unbelievable look-
Me:...I'm good that way. -smile-

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lol! Organic chocolate trees? How fun X3
-tries to think of fun moment--brain dies- Oh well, later then. X3

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lol I am good with coming up with things on the spot...well actually heh, this story will tell you something else:

Teacher: Bachert
Me: Me
Classmate 1: Creep
Classmate 2: Brunet
Classmate 3: Blondie
Friend: Sky (this is a girl)

Bachert: Okay _me_ what is something that...is a bad side to your personality?
Me: Umm...Sarcasm! I love it, some people hate it, I end up insulting people. -sad face-
Bachert: Ahhh Sarcasm! -points- Never use Sarcasm on a fourth grader...I did that once.
Blondie: Did you make the kid cry?
Bachert: Nope
Creep: Just a little? Maybe tear up?
Bachert: I have never made anyone under the age of fifteen cry.
Creep: Under the age of Fifteen?
Class: -laughs-
Bachert: -blushes- anyway, _me_ What about a good trait?
Me: I am a fast thinker! -remembers how long it took self to name a movie- ...sometimes
Brunet: heh....Sometimes
Me: -glare-

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Now to show my brilliant movie knowledge. x.x

Me: How about 30 days of night? That is a sacrifice like movie.
Sky: Oh! Have you seen -names Johnny Depp movie (something about a barber?)-
Me: Nope...
Sky:....-silence- How about....Interview with a Vampire!
Me: NOPE
Sky: ..... hmmmm.....Fightclub?
Me: Nope
Sky: And your dad has 600 + movies!?
Me: YEP!

---English class---

Sky: Why didn't my parents name me Bob?
Me: OH! HOW COOL WOULD A GIRLS NAME BE IF IT WAS BOB?
Sky: Why would you say that?
Me: How neat would it be? Bob is an amazing name.
Sky: BUT A GIRL?
Me: -looks around- it would be interesting.....
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lol I think I have a friend who's mom's name is Bobette > >

Anyways...Barber movie?! -foams- It's Sweeney Todd! XD

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Can I post some? If I can't, you can just delete this post.


This happened when I was six.

Me: Me
Mom: Mom

(After playing a nice game of tea party with a toddler, the toddler leaves to go home)
Me: Bye bye! (Turns to my mom) I feel like she's my sister.
Mom: (Oddly tense) That's sweet.

Ironically, about three years ago, I was told that this toddler was actually my little half sister. XD


This didn't happen to me, but I was around when it happened.

Friend1: Abby
Friend2: Jason
Science Teacher: Mr. C

(During freetime in science class)
Friend1: Nobodies writing to the Ask Amy coloumn in the newspaper!
Mr. C: You don't need Ask Amy! You can just ask me for advice! Hey, someone ask me a question.
Jason: I hate my science teacher; what should I do?
(Class laughs)
Mr. C: Well for starters you could throw yourself under the wheels of a bus.
(Class laughs harder)

Yes that actually happened. My Science teacher is cool like that.


Science Teacher: Mr. C
Student1: Even
Student2: Sally

(During science)
Mr. C: A lot of the methane gas comes from cow farts.
Even: Isn't methane gas long for meth? So people can get high from cow farts.
Mr. C: Are you suggesting people sniff cow butts to get high?
(Class laughs)
Even: Yeah.
Mr. C: Wow. You can start a lot of rumors in this class. (Cups hands around mouth and pretends to whisper secret to class) Even sniffs cow butts! (Class laughs) Sally is in love with a gay, crossdressing, pornstar! (Class laughs)
Sally: I am not in love with him! It's an obsession. And he's not a pornstar he's a popstar!
Mr.C: Ch! Is there a difference?

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A couple days ago, my Nana (great grandma) was in the hospital with a urinary track infection and me and my grandma were visiting her.

Nana: It's good that you two are here to visit me instead of washing clothes all the time. That's all you do, wash, wash, wash. When we tell them to stop, they say, 'GET IN THE TRUNK!'
Grandma: 0.0
Me: Huh?!?