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Post by ♫Wither♫ on Feb 19, 2009 22:44:19 GMT -5
Parents got you down? Want to get back at them? Well here is your answer! Just post anything stupid or embarressing your parents have done in the past. If you just wan't to post something funny that they did, that's fine too!
Stupid: When I was a baby, my mom did something that wasn't to bright. My mom and I were in the kitchen, she was getting ready to make some breakfast. The doorbell rang so she puts me down. Yes, she leaves a baby alone in a dangerous kitchen, but it gets even better. The doorbell ringer turns out to be one of her friend so they have a long conversation. Mom's friend leaves so mom goes back to the kitchen. What does she find? She finds me innocently playing with the oven nobs....and an entire wall lit on fire. As she tries to put it out, of course I have try and help her. So now Mom is busy trying to put the fire out and push me away from the flaming death trap we once called a wall. She put it out fortunatly.
Moral: Don't leave a baby unnatended in the kitchen. Especially a kitchen with an oven.
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Post by ♫Wither♫ on Feb 19, 2009 23:14:57 GMT -5
I swear, this happened to me just a few minutes ago!
Stupid: My grandma had just gotten home from the grocery store, telling me about this pumpkin spice "soda" she had boughten. I went to try it, finding it tasted rather strange; it didn't tast like pumpkin spice. I tried a few more gulps, still tasted funny. I took it to my grandma to taste and the next words out of her mouth cracked me up.
Grandma: It's beer! As it turns out, my grandma didn't read the whole label. All she read was "Jack's Pumpkin Spice" when it was "Jack's Pumpkin Spice Ale".
Moral: Read the entire label.
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